By Adenike Lawal
Suspended Kogi Central Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has unleashed a stinging satirical “apology” aimed at Senate President Godswill Akpabio, sharply criticizing what she calls the culture of submission over merit in Nigeria’s upper legislative chamber.
In a statement posted on her Facebook page on Sunday, Akpoti-Uduaghan cloaked serious accusations in biting sarcasm.
She mockingly apologized for the “crime” of maintaining dignity and refusing to bow to what she described as inappropriate demands.
“With the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret,” she wrote, “I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence.”
She accused Akpabio of presiding over a Senate where loyalty is prized above competence, hinting that her refusal to yield to alleged sexual advances partly led to her suspension.
“How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… ‘requests’ was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement,” she added.
Akpoti-Uduaghan was suspended for six months on March 6 after the Senate’s Ethics Committee accused her of misconduct during a February 20 plenary session.
Following her suspension, she lost her office, security details, and pay, and was barred from identifying as a senator both at home and abroad.
Although the Senate had demanded a written apology as a condition for lifting her suspension, Akpoti-Uduaghan’s response appears anything but submissive.
Taking her battle beyond Nigerian borders, she addressed delegates at the Inter-Parliamentary Union (IPU) meeting at the United Nations in New York on March 11, claiming harassment and political persecution.
While the IPU promised to review her claims, a Nigerian delegate at the event insisted her suspension was purely procedural.
Meanwhile, security agencies have launched a probe into how she gained access to the UN session, alleging breaches of diplomatic protocol—an accusation she dismissed, saying she registered independently as a past attendee.
As investigations unfold, Akpoti-Uduaghan’s fierce stand continues to spark debates on gender rights, political power play, and accountability in Nigeria’s Senate.